








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2430 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2081 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1655 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1466 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,459 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dks | 94% | 18 |
| #2 | .7' | 81% | 16 |
| #3 | Flexino | 77% | 13 |
| #4 | AtomicKitty | 73% | 26 |
| #5 | Rot Dam's | 68% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ²π¬πΈππ¦/.TTV | 184 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rot Dam's | 86 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | AtomicKitty | 82 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | All Alone, like a dog | 81 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dks | 75 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | All Alone, like a dog | +5.80 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | Rot Dam's | +4.63 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | WooWoof | +3.90 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | Theporr1aaa | +1.35 | 76 | 70 |
| #5 | Flexino | +1.27 | 77 | 43 |





