








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7649 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6362 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6748 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4258 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $864,336 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 847 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | All Alone, like a dog | +2.68 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Dks | +0.40 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | η₯ Shen β― | +0.08 | 48 | 70 |
| #4 | ππ²π¬πΈππ¦/.TTV | -0.47 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | WayLers | -0.83 | 47 | 64 |





