








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 848 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1240 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2157 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1549 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1686 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,471 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowCat | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | soosh | 72% | 57 |
| #3 | airikka | 71% | 78 |
| #4 | why not ^_^ | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowCat | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | soosh | 72% | 57 |
| #3 | airikka | 71% | 78 |
| #4 | why not ^_^ | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soosh | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | SnowCat | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | why not ^_^ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soosh | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | SnowCat | 66 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | airikka | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | why not ^_^ | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aqua | +4.78 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | SnowCat | +2.77 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | why not ^_^ | -0.91 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | soosh | -1.10 | 26 | 26 |
| #5 | airikka | -6.24 | 13 | 32 |





