








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5829 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9206 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4184 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6403 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,905,422 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruben | 69% | 51 |
| #2 | MonoHornet | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | Google drive | 58% | 215 |
| #4 | soosh | 52% | 503 |
| #5 | airikka | 49% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruben | 69% | 51 |
| #2 | MonoHornet | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | Google drive | 58% | 215 |
| #4 | soosh | 52% | 503 |
| #5 | airikka | 49% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soosh | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ruben | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Google drive | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | MonoHornet | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | airikka | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Google drive | 685 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | soosh | 678 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | airikka | 147 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | ruben | 147 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | MonoHornet | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowCat | +2.24 | 61 | 47 |
| #2 | MonoHornet | +1.59 | 50 | 18 |
| #3 | ruben | +0.90 | 39 | 32 |
| #4 | Google drive | -0.53 | 18 | 36 |
| #5 | soosh | -1.36 | 27 | 35 |





