








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 377 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1579 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2919 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4569 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,375,203 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heiister | 58% | 78 |
| #2 | Lampsan | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | courtes | 54% | 95 |
| #4 | Guri1322 | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | KairRON- | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heiister | 58% | 78 |
| #2 | Lampsan | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | courtes | 54% | 95 |
| #4 | Guri1322 | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | KairRON- | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lampsan | 14 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | KairRON- | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Guri1322 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | courtes | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | heiister | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | courtes | 286 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | heiister | 278 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Guri1322 | 226 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | KairRON- | 154 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lampsan | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | courtes | +2.10 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | heiister | +0.84 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | why not ^_^ | +0.50 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | KairRON- | +0.40 | 86 | 66 |
| #5 | Lampsan | -0.62 | 55 | 42 |





