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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Wingman | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3580 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2257 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 6848 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 4276 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,127,243 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2073 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aqua | 72% | 57 |
| #2 | ruben | 55% | 109 |
| #3 | MonoHornet | 53% | 133 |
| #4 | SnowCat | 52% | 503 |
| #5 | Google drive | 51% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MonoHornet | 53% | 133 |
| #4 | SnowCat | 52% | 503 |
| #5 | Google drive | 51% | 171 |
| #6 | airikka | 46% | 389 |
| #7 | Deccyss | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruben | 29 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | SnowCat | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Deccyss | 18 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | MonoHornet | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | airikka | 8 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowCat | 1072 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | Google drive | 571 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Deccyss | 272 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | ruben | 232 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | airikka | 193 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deccyss | +11.69 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | aqua | +10.18 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | SnowCat | +2.08 | 59 | 47 |
| #4 | ruben | +1.02 | 41 | 28 |
| #5 | MonoHornet | +0.71 | 49 | 18 |





