








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Esplay | 21 matches | 1,556 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2471 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2921 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1699 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2168 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,107 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munanvatkaaja | Ei huono! | 7 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | Jone | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | DrunkenElf | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Oogie Boogie | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | DJ FITME | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keijo Suonekas | +5.07 | 80 | 79 |
| #2 | DJ FITME | +2.87 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | makke | +2.86 | 57 | 57 |
| #4 | Flovi | +2.39 | 50 | 75 |
| #5 | Munanvatkaaja | Ei huono! | +1.90 | 34 | 75 |





