








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 1,523 | |
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2270 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1977 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2461 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1949 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $806,887 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrunkenElf | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Flovi | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Jone | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Oogie Boogie | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | AukustiCat | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flovi | 357 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Jone | 293 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | AukustiCat | 163 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Oogie Boogie | 138 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | ANgryCroCK | 119 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flovi | +1.91 | 53 | 73 |
| #2 | DJ FITME | +1.52 | 89 | 54 |
| #3 | Jone | +1.37 | 28 | 70 |
| #4 | Mataka | +1.16 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | MAYHEMi | +0.38 | 46 | 63 |





