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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Esplay | 49 matches | 1,648 | |
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4113 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3345 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3746 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2996 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,714 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jone | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | MAYHEMi | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | DrunkenElf | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Oogie Boogie | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Paljas Uneksija | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ FITME | +3.05 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | Flovi | +1.81 | 51 | 74 |
| #3 | Jone | +1.49 | 29 | 70 |
| #4 | Mataka | +0.69 | 53 | 62 |
| #5 | MAYHEMi | +0.22 | 44 | 64 |





