








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,909 | |
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2430 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1917 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1607 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1043 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,888 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 522 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | rillooo | 45% | 66 |
| #7 | j-p | 45% | 75 |
| #8 | samme | 44% | 63 |
| #9 | 💛inte jeppe | 43% | 42 |
| #10 | Gluto ヅ | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rillooo | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | j-p | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | samme | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | 14+ シ | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | 💛inte jeppe | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rillooo | 364 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #2 | samme | 354 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #3 | NoobDown | 293 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #4 | j-p | 254 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | 💛inte jeppe | 202 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoobDown | +3.60 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | 14+ シ | +1.94 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | j-p | +0.92 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | samme | +0.76 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Häger | +0.60 | 50 | 67 |





