








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,857 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3157 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1742 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1203 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1678 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,834 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💛inte jeppe | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | rillooo | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | 14+ シ | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Gogmadore | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | j-p | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💛inte jeppe | 519 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | NoobDown | 279 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #3 | rillooo | 279 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #4 | j-p | 237 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gogmadore | 236 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoobDown | +3.68 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | 14+ シ | +2.87 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | 💛inte jeppe | +1.46 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | j-p | +1.39 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Berka | +1.37 | 61 | 68 |





