








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 693 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3102 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3380 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3216 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3319 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,458,087 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrimsenArthalos | 441 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | bobby | 312 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Blyatin | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | GorG | 150 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #5 | M'sB|Cartman | 133 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrimsenArthalos | +1.71 | 53 | 63 |
| #2 | motoko | +1.08 | 72 | 36 |
| #3 | bobby | +1.02 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | IDoMethDaily | +0.81 | 43 | 54 |
| #5 | ✪︎ bladeofmatrix シ | +0.71 | 62 | 76 |





