








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1072 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 576 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3438 | 14% |
| Smokes | 7496 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8001 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5685 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,804,760 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CrimsenArthalos | 43% | 456 |
| #5 | ✪︎ bladeofmatrix シ | 41% | 175 |
| #6 | Hybed | 40% | 82 |
| #7 | Blyatin | 39% | 319 |
| #8 | payback | 36% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M'sB|Cartman | 933 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | CrimsenArthalos | 915 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #3 | Blyatin | 642 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | bobby | 617 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #5 | ✪︎ bladeofmatrix シ | 428 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobby | +1.26 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | CrimsenArthalos | +1.12 | 51 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪︎ bladeofmatrix シ | +0.74 | 64 | 75 |
| #4 | QuiTschE | +0.22 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | Hybed | -0.09 | 59 | 71 |





