








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3134 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3307 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1947 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3261 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $800,594 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOMIE | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Retro | 66% | 123 |
| #3 | Tophr | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | soap | 64% | 112 |
| #5 | noahhcascioo | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pho | 389 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Retro | 382 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Kua1a | 375 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | soap | 367 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | SlickRick | 235 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sportz | +3.95 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Tophr | +2.97 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | Kua1a | +1.87 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | Retro | +1.44 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | soap | +1.38 | 85 | 61 |





