








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 772 | 20% |
| Smokes | 972 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1050 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,623 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vextex | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Kalaksi | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Azunyan | 49% | 86 |
| #4 | Biggest Chungus | 48% | 120 |
| #5 | Perkeleme1ster | 46% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Azunyan | 49% | 86 |
| #4 | Biggest Chungus | 48% | 120 |
| #5 | Perkeleme1ster | 46% | 108 |
| #6 | Toucanos | 44% | 89 |
| #7 | Maco | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perkeleme1ster | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Toucanos | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Maco | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Biggest Chungus | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Azunyan | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perkeleme1ster | 323 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Biggest Chungus | 206 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Toucanos | 195 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Azunyan | 163 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Maco | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biggest Chungus | +2.70 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Maco | +1.43 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Perkeleme1ster | -0.29 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Azunyan | -0.30 | 47 | 58 |
| #5 | Toucanos | -0.73 | 61 | 56 |





