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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 79 | 16% |
| Smokes | 212 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 129 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 80 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $141,030 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleu | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | dog | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | wolf | 50% | 76 |
| #4 | Kate | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | koz | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wolf | 50% | 76 |
| #4 | Kate | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | koz | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | !luv_jayne | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | _Lerff | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Kate | 4 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | wolf | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | _Lerff | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | koz | 1 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 430 | 0.34 | 11 min |
| #2 | wolf | 225 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | _Lerff | 72 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kate | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aleu | 20 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleu | +6.42 | 89 | 43 |
| #2 | _Lerff | +4.04 | 60 | 55 |
| #3 | dog | +3.52 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | koz | +3.07 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Kate | +2.38 | 84 | 47 |





