








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2961 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2379 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2113 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2560 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,554,992 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaa | 77% | 53 |
| #2 | wolf | 58% | 130 |
| #3 | Aleu | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | dog | 57% | 125 |
| #5 | titter | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 800 | 0.33 | 19 min |
| #2 | wolf | 398 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | b' | 314 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | titter | 139 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Aleu | 131 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaa | +4.41 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | Kate | +2.93 | 76 | 44 |
| #3 | b' | +2.09 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | dog | +1.91 | 62 | 72 |
| #5 | Aleu | +1.36 | 87 | 50 |





