








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 201 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7187 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6027 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4538 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7631 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,733,537 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 891 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kate | 58% | 130 |
| #2 | dog | 53% | 988 |
| #3 | _Lerff | 52% | 325 |
| #4 | ShadowGx3 | 50% | 76 |
| #5 | TMTrait | 46% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kate | 58% | 130 |
| #2 | dog | 53% | 988 |
| #3 | _Lerff | 52% | 325 |
| #4 | ShadowGx3 | 50% | 76 |
| #5 | TMTrait | 46% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 132 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | TMTrait | 30 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Kate | 26 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | _Lerff | 25 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | ShadowGx3 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 5957 | 0.31 | 152 min |
| #2 | _Lerff | 1033 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | Kate | 199 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | TMTrait | 48 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | ShadowGx3 | 21 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kate | +4.05 | 77 | 40 |
| #2 | dog | +2.69 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | _Lerff | +2.29 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | TMTrait | -0.84 | 52 | 12 |
| #5 | wolf | -2.86 | 47 | 42 |





