








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2095 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21643 | 41% |
| Smokes | 13666 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7721 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 9690 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,020,251 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1055 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kate | 57% | 125 |
| #2 | wolf | 53% | 988 |
| #3 | _Lerff | 53% | 395 |
| #4 | TMTrait | 47% | 266 |
| #5 | sin | 45% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kate | 57% | 125 |
| #2 | wolf | 53% | 988 |
| #3 | _Lerff | 53% | 395 |
| #4 | TMTrait | 47% | 266 |
| #5 | sin | 45% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wolf | 43 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | TMTrait | 39 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | _Lerff | 28 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Kate | 28 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | sin | 8 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wolf | 2487 | 0.13 | 54 min |
| #2 | _Lerff | 1381 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #3 | Kate | 190 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | sin | 60 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | TMTrait | 51 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kate | +3.82 | 76 | 38 |
| #2 | dog | +2.16 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | _Lerff | +1.80 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | sin | -0.51 | 82 | 27 |
| #5 | TMTrait | -1.04 | 51 | 12 |





