








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3725 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4128 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1715 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2510 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $515,438 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yami | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Pungents | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | remmy7 | 54% | 123 |
| #4 | bigdadszn | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | oniichan1151 | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Spetz | 46% | 59 |
| #11 | GOLDENARROW CS.MONEY | 45% | 20 |
| #12 | M4TEO | 45% | 20 |
| #13 | ✠BigBob3D | 43% | 30 |
| #14 | Zaxl | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spetz | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | oniichan1151 | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Pungents | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | remmy7 | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remmy7 | 481 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Epii | 304 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pungents | 245 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 236 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Spetz | 228 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yami | +2.33 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | werd | +1.09 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +0.97 | 65 | 55 |
| #4 | AnOn | +0.93 | 85 | 43 |
| #5 | Pungents | +0.81 | 78 | 61 |





