








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 222 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4068 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3831 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2499 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3237 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $476,897 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterst4r | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | shax | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | Knäcke | 72% | 32 |
| #4 | m4cOO | 70% | 23 |
| #5 | h1r$ch | 68% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | exitinG | 56% | 27 |
| #13 | Ast0on | 54% | 35 |
| #14 | cheffmonsta | 54% | 24 |
| #15 | ProYo | 48% | 33 |
| #16 | 0awid | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1r$ch | +2.26 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | Masterst4r | +2.08 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | FreeZ | +1.69 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | ProYo | +1.51 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | Elias | +1.13 | 70 | 74 |





