








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3168 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2227 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2187 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1633 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,674 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faaazed | 81% | 31 |
| #2 | dest | 80% | 25 |
| #3 | atari teenage riot | 79% | 24 |
| #4 | psycho | 69% | 32 |
| #5 | mBizZy | 66% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mBizZy | 18 | 0.0252 |
| #2 | psycho | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | hypz | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Elias | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | atari teenage riot | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faaazed | 231 | 0.36 | 6 min |
| #2 | Elias | 181 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | cheffmonsta | 128 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | mBizZy | 127 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | psycho | 100 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProYo | +3.79 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | faaazed | +3.19 | 84 | 75 |
| #3 | you | +2.15 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | dest | +1.81 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | noahhhh | +1.63 | 68 | 52 |





