








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2282 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2950 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1871 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2290 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $539,830 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UndeadTiger | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | FractaL | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | Dylan :) | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | ♥ Cazmidian | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starlene | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | G H O S T | 8 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Maybe: Zac | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | FractaL | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | UndeadTiger | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starlene | 653 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 215 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Maybe: Zac | 154 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | schwasted | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | G H O S T | 74 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0rEaNaCh0 | +2.86 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | Starlene | +0.58 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | Maybe: Zac | +0.37 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | Anszel | +0.25 | 44 | 73 |
| #5 | FractaL | -0.05 | 74 | 68 |





