








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 353 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2622 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2914 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3701 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3604 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,272,559 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erno | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | hallis | 62% | 71 |
| #3 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 58% | 360 |
| #4 | Kevo | 58% | 339 |
| #5 | joel | 57% | 353 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | joel | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Kevo | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | JJ | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | Rymy-Eetu | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 2084 | 0.27 | 58 min |
| #2 | joel | 1136 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #3 | Kevo | 675 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #4 | JJ | 323 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | Rymy-Eetu | 143 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevo | +1.81 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | joel | +1.01 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | Kalle | +0.40 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | hallis | +0.06 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | -0.19 | 51 | 78 |





