








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 864 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1200 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1846 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1436 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,924 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalle | 57% | 128 |
| #2 | Kevo | 56% | 135 |
| #3 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 55% | 153 |
| #4 | joel | 53% | 135 |
| #5 | JJ | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kevo | 56% | 135 |
| #3 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 55% | 153 |
| #4 | joel | 53% | 135 |
| #5 | JJ | 48% | 44 |
| #6 | hallis | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | joel | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Kalle | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 998 | 0.30 | 28 min |
| #2 | joel | 383 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Kevo | 254 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Kalle | 248 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | JJ | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevo | +2.21 | 86 | 73 |
| #2 | joel | +1.11 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | Kalle | +0.81 | 84 | 63 |
| #4 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | +0.32 | 49 | 80 |
| #5 | hallis | +0.17 | 60 | 57 |





