








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 379 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4980 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4086 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3828 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4120 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,313,498 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erno | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Kalle | 57% | 353 |
| #3 | Kevo | 56% | 368 |
| #4 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 55% | 389 |
| #5 | hallis | 55% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kevo | 56% | 368 |
| #4 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 55% | 389 |
| #5 | hallis | 55% | 106 |
| #6 | Rymy-Eetu | 53% | 135 |
| #7 | JJ | 51% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Kalle | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Kevo | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | erno | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | JJ | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | 2162 | 0.25 | 60 min |
| #2 | Kevo | 710 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #3 | Kalle | 634 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | JJ | 321 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | hallis | 178 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevo | +1.73 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | joel | +1.10 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | Kalle | -0.01 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | OneManArmy *MrNorecoil* | -0.25 | 49 | 77 |
| #5 | hallis | -0.27 | 66 | 61 |





