








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2300 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5078 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3778 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,717,331 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 賓士享受者 | 48% | 198 |
| #7 | RouvaG | 48% | 205 |
| #8 | MOTIA ETSIMÄSSÄ | 45% | 38 |
| #9 | Duffi | 44% | 273 |
| #10 | TuukkA | 39% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäkkärin tupla kaista | 81 | 0.0271 |
| #2 | 賓士享受者 | 69 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | P.O.T.U.S. | 30 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Duffi | 22 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | RouvaG | 21 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P.O.T.U.S. | 1041 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | mäkkärin tupla kaista | 978 | 0.33 | 20 min |
| #3 | RouvaG | 945 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #4 | Duffi | 740 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #5 | 賓士享受者 | 698 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P.O.T.U.S. | +4.77 | 75 | 79 |
| #2 | RouvaG | +4.13 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | vilzhuu👽 | +2.59 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | mäkkärin tupla kaista | +2.51 | 73 | 51 |
| #5 | 賓士享受者 | +1.59 | 72 | 52 |





