








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4238 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4253 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6992 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4748 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,080,163 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiN-S- | 53% | 232 |
| #2 | Kerri | 48% | 165 |
| #3 | Lust | 47% | 233 |
| #4 | whatshoppin' | 47% | 131 |
| #5 | Hazzz | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | local | 46% | 151 |
| #7 | iCallH4x | 44% | 146 |
| #8 | Ol' Dirty Buzzard | 42% | 227 |
| #9 | SmOkeH | 42% | 487 |
| #10 | fELLA | 41% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lust | 43 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | SiN-S- | 39 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | SmOkeH | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | local | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | iCallH4x | 13 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lust | 994 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #2 | SiN-S- | 860 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | whatshoppin' | 788 | 0.31 | 20 min |
| #4 | iCallH4x | 507 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #5 | Ol' Dirty Buzzard | 373 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | +2.08 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | SiN-S- | +1.91 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | local | +1.69 | 90 | 56 |
| #4 | Hazzz | +0.98 | 87 | 55 |
| #5 | Kerri | +0.30 | 64 | 61 |





