








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4615 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3307 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3660 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4097 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,111,310 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wheeler | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | local | 63% | 60 |
| #3 | Lucyy | 59% | 76 |
| #4 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 53% | 232 |
| #5 | Random | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | clown | 50% | 42 |
| #9 | SmOkeH | 49% | 72 |
| #10 | Hazzz | 43% | 58 |
| #11 | ɾeaper | 43% | 28 |
| #12 | whatshoppin' | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Random | 23 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 22 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Lust | 18 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | local | 11 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | ɾeaper | 4 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 509 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Lust | 362 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | whatshoppin' | 266 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #4 | Hazzz | 131 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | local | 125 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wheeler | +2.73 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Random | +2.31 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | ɾeaper | +2.29 | 91 | 58 |
| #4 | SiN-S- | +1.70 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | +1.25 | 69 | 60 |





