








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 243 | 5% |
| Smokes | 470 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2150 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 2238 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,659,666 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 658 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiN-S- | 49% | 72 |
| #2 | Kerri | 46% | 133 |
| #3 | whatshoppin' | 45% | 91 |
| #4 | iCallH4x | 43% | 83 |
| #5 | Lust | 43% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lust | 43% | 141 |
| #6 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 42% | 487 |
| #7 | local | 40% | 106 |
| #8 | Ol' Dirty Buzzard | 38% | 182 |
| #9 | fELLA | 33% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 27 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Lust | 24 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | local | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | SiN-S- | 10 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Ol' Dirty Buzzard | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 1018 | 0.10 | 30 min |
| #2 | Lust | 617 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | whatshoppin' | 569 | 0.33 | 15 min |
| #4 | Ol' Dirty Buzzard | 294 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | iCallH4x | 290 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | +2.52 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | local | +1.85 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | SiN-S- | +0.94 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | Kerri | +0.43 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | iCallH4x | +0.22 | 63 | 58 |





