








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1047 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4323 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2890 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3992 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3294 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,297 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yzarC | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | local | 52% | 86 |
| #3 | SiN-S- | 51% | 73 |
| #4 | Kerri | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Hazzz | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 18 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | iCallH4x | 15 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | SiN-S- | 14 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | local | 13 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | ɾeaper | 10 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | 513 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | whatshoppin' | 350 | 0.34 | 9 min |
| #3 | iCallH4x | 323 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | SiN-S- | 322 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | ɾeaper | 187 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɾeaper | +4.65 | 92 | 57 |
| #2 | ♡ Mr. Delta Wolfsky ♡ | +2.37 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | SiN-S- | +2.14 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | local | +1.44 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | yzarC | +1.27 | 81 | 63 |





