








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3340 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3970 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3834 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3552 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,298,242 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krupp Stahl Lenari | 66% | 70 |
| #2 | TLS | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Guigs | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | LukasL | 55% | 237 |
| #5 | Dougie | 53% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kyo | 50% | 42 |
| #10 | Punished Ape | 48% | 61 |
| #11 | Waifu | 47% | 43 |
| #12 | nathanemertonn121 | 39% | 23 |
| #13 | STAN | 27% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LastSamurai- | 33 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Krupp Stahl Lenari | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | STAN | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | pour me another | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Dougie | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LukasL | 1043 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #2 | LastSamurai- | 858 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | pour me another | 803 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #4 | STAN | 343 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #5 | Punished Ape | 277 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LastSamurai- | +3.37 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Guigs | +2.31 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | Krupp Stahl Lenari | +1.99 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | pour me another | +1.72 | 65 | 70 |
| #5 | LukasL | +1.53 | 69 | 65 |





