








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3993 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1205 matches | ||
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
23424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 73,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17631 | 24% |
| Smokes | 21078 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 15413 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 19243 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,415,321 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1051 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krupp Stahl Lenari | 64% | 202 |
| #2 | Guigs | 55% | 128 |
| #3 | pour me another | 55% | 660 |
| #4 | Dougie | 54% | 301 |
| #5 | Lagijar | 53% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aykin | 23 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | pour me another | 13 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Dougie | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Guigs | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Krupp Stahl Lenari | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pour me another | 2013 | 0.14 | 59 min |
| #2 | LukasL | 1895 | 0.21 | 48 min |
| #3 | Lagijar | 937 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #4 | STAN | 721 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #5 | aykin | 636 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LastSamurai- | +1.94 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | pour me another | +1.40 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | LukasL | +1.28 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | Krupp Stahl Lenari | +0.98 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | Guigs | +0.32 | 81 | 63 |





