








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1520 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1653 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 765 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1051 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,951,257 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Wumbology101 | 42% | 114 |
| #9 | gabriiel40 | 42% | 133 |
| #10 | AetherRNG | 33% | 24 |
| #11 | AglioPasta | 33% | 40 |
| #12 | Ruev | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Wheely Like The Nova | 49 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Aoda | 18 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | gabriiel40 | 14 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Froto | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Ruev | 9 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aoda | +5.53 | 62 | 52 |
| #2 | DagZFG | +3.53 | 65 | 46 |
| #3 | I Wheely Like The Nova | +3.18 | 67 | 29 |
| #4 | AglioPasta | +2.79 | 50 | 59 |
| #5 | Acetone [11] | +2.27 | 66 | 65 |





