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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 432 | 40% |
| Smokes | 296 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 211 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 128 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $764,679 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coochie | 25 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | I Wheely Like The Nova | 24 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | gabriiel40 | 15 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Aoda | 6 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | Froto | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guest 0.2 | +7.24 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | Aoda | +4.84 | 66 | 42 |
| #3 | DagZFG | +4.62 | 68 | 46 |
| #4 | Jon | +4.43 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | I Wheely Like The Nova | +3.51 | 71 | 28 |





