








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 809 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1237 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 631 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 644 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,696 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | I Wheely Like The Nova | 53% | 15 |
| #8 | Ruev | 53% | 17 |
| #9 | Froto | 52% | 67 |
| #10 | Coochie | 50% | 66 |
| #11 | gabriiel40 | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coochie | 16 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Froto | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | gabriiel40 | 6 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | I Wheely Like The Nova | 6 | 0.0203 |
| #5 | Wumbology101 | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DagZFG | +5.23 | 72 | 48 |
| #2 | Aoda | +3.51 | 58 | 56 |
| #3 | Ruev | +2.23 | 50 | 53 |
| #4 | I Wheely Like The Nova | +0.88 | 60 | 22 |
| #5 | Coochie | +0.32 | 27 | 32 |





