








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1044 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1083 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1376 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1006 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,971 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Wheely Like The Nova | 21 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Coochie | 19 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Wumbology101 | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Aoda | 7 | 0.0133 |
| #5 | Ruev | 5 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon | +5.38 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | DagZFG | +5.14 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Aoda | +4.40 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | Ruev | +3.79 | 48 | 59 |
| #5 | I Wheely Like The Nova | +3.58 | 71 | 31 |





