








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Renown | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9100 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9864 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7081 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7862 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,391,089 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonthom | 58% | 119 |
| #2 | ouleh | 55% | 88 |
| #3 | Thardy | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | NykxS | 53% | 118 |
| #5 | Jorji Costava | 53% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NykxS | 53% | 118 |
| #5 | Jorji Costava | 53% | 156 |
| #6 | BramZL | 53% | 91 |
| #7 | A-Choroh-S | 51% | 144 |
| #8 | trippletoet | 50% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A-Choroh-S | 20 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Jorji Costava | 16 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | trippletoet | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Joonthom | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ouleh | 8 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trippletoet | 489 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Joonthom | 472 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jorji Costava | 462 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | A-Choroh-S | 330 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | ouleh | 268 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorji Costava | +1.87 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Joonthom | +1.41 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | trippletoet | +0.97 | 92 | 61 |
| #4 | A-Choroh-S | +0.59 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Carsten | -0.11 | 69 | 69 |





