








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3457 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2914 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2380 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2776 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,791,755 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gelamyth | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | Jorji Costava | 56% | 236 |
| #3 | HA3TRED | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | A-Choroh-S | 53% | 213 |
| #5 | BramZL | 53% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorji Costava | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | A-Choroh-S | 18 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | SteveFinn | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | BramZL | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Carsten | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorji Costava | +2.05 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | trippletoet | +1.26 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | Gelamyth | +0.87 | 88 | 53 |
| #4 | A-Choroh-S | +0.55 | 78 | 51 |
| #5 | SteveFinn | +0.27 | 83 | 58 |





