








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4014 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3532 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2598 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4206 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,295,723 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorji Costava | 58% | 187 |
| #2 | Chad AC-130 Gunner | 55% | 109 |
| #3 | BramZL | 54% | 91 |
| #4 | trippletoet | 53% | 213 |
| #5 | DOLAN | 51% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | trippletoet | 53% | 213 |
| #5 | DOLAN | 51% | 105 |
| #6 | Carsten | 51% | 144 |
| #7 | Gelamyth | 50% | 161 |
| #8 | HA3TRED | 49% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorji Costava | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | trippletoet | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Chad AC-130 Gunner | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Gelamyth | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Carsten | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carsten | 851 | 0.28 | 23 min |
| #2 | trippletoet | 697 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #3 | Chad AC-130 Gunner | 652 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #4 | Jorji Costava | 617 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #5 | Gelamyth | 443 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorji Costava | +2.24 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | A-Choroh-S | +1.22 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | trippletoet | +0.81 | 91 | 61 |
| #4 | Gelamyth | +0.69 | 89 | 54 |
| #5 | Chad AC-130 Gunner | +0.13 | 77 | 69 |





