








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 947 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10382 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11066 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 10420 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5555 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,282,104 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 48% | 127 |
| #2 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 41% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 48% | 127 |
| #2 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 41% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 300 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 102 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | +1.56 | 41 | 68 |
| #2 | bai1out | -0.83 | 34 | 59 |
| #3 | Positive Mindset Gaming | -3.59 | 36 | 23 |





