








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Faceit | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




141 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,477 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11046 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8862 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9377 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9192 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,561,128 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RainingGods | 67% | 63 |
| #2 | hku | 62% | 273 |
| #3 | neenick | 58% | 242 |
| #4 | ビ ケ🎤🐀 | 57% | 95 |
| #5 | .q | 54% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ビ ケ🎤🐀 | 57% | 95 |
| #5 | .q | 54% | 106 |
| #6 | williamL | 54% | 84 |
| #7 | Minismog | 53% | 176 |
| #8 | supervillain | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .q | 20 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | neenick | 18 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | hku | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Minismog | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ビ ケ🎤🐀 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neenick | 975 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | hku | 701 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | Minismog | 639 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | ビ ケ🎤🐀 | 522 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #5 | RainingGods | 452 | 0.33 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RainingGods | +3.27 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | hku | +1.99 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | ビ ケ🎤🐀 | +1.82 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | RdPnd | +1.63 | 64 | 76 |
| #5 | neenick | -0.18 | 82 | 67 |





