








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5430 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4499 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7076 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3169 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,625,621 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Jordan Belfort | 48% | 84 |
| #9 | Vektorised | 47% | 582 |
| #10 | Midward | 42% | 81 |
| #11 | Chloroform Chamber | 41% | 79 |
| #12 | fcc410 | 38% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shade | 52 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Vektorised | 30 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | fcc410 | 13 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | large coke with no isis | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ☮ | 12 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shade | 1530 | 0.13 | 42 min |
| #2 | Vektorised | 1043 | 0.09 | 25 min |
| #3 | large coke with no isis | 544 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | ☮ | 284 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | DominionG | 157 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | large coke with no isis | +2.99 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | Vektorised | +2.63 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Shade | +2.56 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | DominionG | +1.58 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | ☮ | +0.72 | 88 | 53 |





