








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 814 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3629 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3667 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3545 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3410 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,646,881 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tarik | 65% | 62 |
| #2 | j1v | 60% | 87 |
| #3 | aerowalk | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | Endive | 54% | 158 |
| #5 | Skeith | 53% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Endive | 54% | 158 |
| #5 | Skeith | 53% | 171 |
| #6 | rowdy | 52% | 168 |
| #7 | Eddy | 49% | 47 |
| #8 | Gu3 | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Endive | 30 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | j1v | 16 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Skeith | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | rowdy | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | tarik | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skeith | 693 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | rowdy | 644 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | j1v | 436 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #4 | tarik | 211 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Endive | 186 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1v | +2.49 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Skeith | +1.67 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | tarik | +1.27 | 81 | 75 |
| #4 | SnowT | +0.91 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | Endive | +0.90 | 76 | 58 |





