








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1606 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2370 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3067 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2414 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,381 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tarik | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | SnowT | 54% | 158 |
| #3 | Steve | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | j1v | 52% | 103 |
| #5 | Ragdoll | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1v | 536 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #2 | SnowT | 317 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | tarik | 238 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ragdoll | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Steve | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1v | +2.74 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | tarik | +1.36 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | SnowT | +1.24 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | Endive | +1.08 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | Ragdoll | -1.61 | 55 | 30 |





