








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4158 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4967 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3447 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3157 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,031,497 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aerowalk | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | rowdy | 53% | 339 |
| #3 | SnowT | 53% | 171 |
| #4 | Eddy | 53% | 200 |
| #5 | Tanner | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tanner | 52% | 58 |
| #6 | Condude | 50% | 24 |
| #7 | Salix | 48% | 27 |
| #8 | Gu3 | 45% | 192 |
| #9 | mgli | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rowdy | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Eddy | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | SnowT | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | aerowalk | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | mgli | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rowdy | 1164 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | SnowT | 333 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Gu3 | 324 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Eddy | 224 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | mgli | 216 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skeith | +2.32 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | SnowT | +0.32 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | Tanner | +0.02 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Gu3 | -0.15 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | Eddy | -0.29 | 75 | 52 |





