








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7356 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6215 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4473 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3856 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,968 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truo | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | rejante | 52% | 413 |
| #3 | fetnite | 50% | 223 |
| #4 | sono | 49% | 506 |
| #5 | aldenS- | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fetnite | 50% | 223 |
| #4 | sono | 49% | 506 |
| #5 | aldenS- | 48% | 63 |
| #6 | Snats | 47% | 101 |
| #7 | NedoBrinks | 46% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rejante | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | fetnite | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | sono | 9 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Snats | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | NedoBrinks | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rejante | 2892 | 0.33 | 79 min |
| #2 | sono | 1378 | 0.13 | 38 min |
| #3 | fetnite | 368 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Snats | 213 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | NedoBrinks | 173 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truo | +2.48 | 96 | 45 |
| #2 | rejante | +1.82 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | reginaldo666 | +0.23 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | aldenS- | +0.11 | 84 | 50 |
| #5 | sono | -0.14 | 76 | 62 |





