








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 626 | 16% |
| Smokes | 848 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1104 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1347 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $844,946 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oshjua | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | truo | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | caffeine denier | 62% | 47 |
| #4 | ETO | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | rejante | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | rejante | 52% | 48 |
| #6 | buh | 52% | 29 |
| #7 | sono | 50% | 80 |
| #8 | reginaldo666 | 48% | 63 |
| #9 | fetnite | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buh | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | reginaldo666 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | rejante | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | sono | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | fetnite | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reginaldo666 | 332 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | rejante | 314 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #3 | sono | 256 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | fetnite | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | caffeine denier | 63 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truo | +1.99 | 95 | 46 |
| #2 | caffeine denier | +1.92 | 94 | 28 |
| #3 | aldenS- | +1.55 | 87 | 45 |
| #4 | rejante | +0.66 | 65 | 68 |
| #5 | oshjua | +0.51 | 81 | 37 |





