








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 955 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1770 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2563 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2267 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2512 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,335,773 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 513 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truo | 66% | 50 |
| #2 | leaping_lemur2018 | 55% | 148 |
| #3 | buh | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | ETO | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | 2can | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 2can | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | BONO | 51% | 201 |
| #7 | G | 50% | 223 |
| #8 | aldenS- | 47% | 62 |
| #9 | Nedoo | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | leaping_lemur2018 | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | BONO | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | buh | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Nedoo | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G | 1180 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | leaping_lemur2018 | 1049 | 0.34 | 28 min |
| #3 | BONO | 580 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | aldenS- | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nedoo | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leaping_lemur2018 | +2.37 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | truo | +1.47 | 94 | 39 |
| #3 | ETO | +0.71 | 67 | 45 |
| #4 | FETNITE | +0.19 | 77 | 34 |
| #5 | aldenS- | +0.01 | 81 | 36 |





