








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3651 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4930 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4256 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4631 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,544,024 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | IAMCANADA | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | HoLLoW | 51% | 115 |
| #6 | sono | 49% | 253 |
| #7 | reginaldo666 | 47% | 101 |
| #8 | jichu | 40% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HoLLoW | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | reginaldo666 | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | sono | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | jichu | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | rejante | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rejante | 1050 | 0.39 | 29 min |
| #2 | sono | 746 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | reginaldo666 | 448 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | jichu | 274 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | HoLLoW | 235 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NedoBrinks | +3.87 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | rejante | +3.38 | 76 | 65 |
| #3 | sono | +2.03 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | HoLLoW | +1.30 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | reginaldo666 | +0.66 | 73 | 50 |





